This Weekend in Twits

Welcome to a new series here on lalawag, ‘This Weekend in Twits‘. Here we feature some of our favorite tweets from the previous weekend.

We look for tweets that feature one or more of the following traits:

• Over indulging ego tweets (aka tweeting too hard)
• Bragging about the fabulous places you are traveling to
• General hilarity
• Those rare and wonderful tweets that actually make us think
• All forms of drunk tweeting

Since you just can’t seem to stop oversharing, you really make this all too easy.

Enjoy.

Media empress Shira Lazar confuses Twitter for Weather.com

Twitter celeb Ashton Kutcher offers his unique take on sex ed.

Let’s hope no one tells Kim that 500,000 of them are bots.

Actor/Producer Casey McKinnon renames SQL, makes it 10 times cooler.

LAWeekly web editor Alexia Tsotsis goes deep.

KogiBBQ gamer Mike Prasad searches for Francisco Dao while Francisco searches for love?

Apparently he didn’t find it.

Alana Joy and many others spammed Twitter with their latest #spymaster exploits.

Professional gambler Jason Calacanis dreams out loud of a life that more closely resembles a hip-hop music video.

Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments.