You will not believe what I had to do to get an upgrade for my iPhone. It’s so wrong, I can’t even talk about it in a gossip rag. I’ll leave it to your imagination. But look, I believe no indignity is too great when it comes to having the newest and hottest in gadgets (before all your friends) and this one really tops them all.
I have the iPhone OS 3.0 software upgrade, which doesn’t come out until June 17th.
To all my Blackberry friends who are always gloating about the copy and pasting: suck it. The software update enables you to copy and paste. It also includes the capability to send multimedia messages right from the MMS screen (which AT&T will implement later this summer, yeah, I know, FAIL. Well, it is AT&T).
But there’s MORE! The new upgrade allows users to perform searches over most everything in your iPhone–calendar appointments, text message content, notes and e-mail. You need never go through endless texts in your lovers’ phones to see if they’re sexting someone else. Just run a search for whatever he or she screams during orgasm and voila.
Fear not, ye unfaithful, the new upgrade allows you to delete individual messages out of text transcripts! Sneaky, Charlie, SNEAKY!
Other things included in the OS 3.0 upgrade:
- landscape keyboard for e-mails and texts
- forward texts (i.e., show friends how much of an epic fail other people are at sexting!)
- voice recorder
- Microsoft Exchange ActiveSync capabilities within the calendar
- the ability to buy, download and watch movies, TV shows and music videos from the iTunes store
