Trust me you have never seen anything like this, unless of course you’re one of the judges and have been all over the country in search of the ultimate performance of someone getting it on, with no one.
This past Friday night, lalawag attended the Air Sex Championships at the Echoplex. With names like Nine Inch Nailer, Cockalicious, and BrownTown, one by one they took the stage and humped their hearts out for the exent of their chosen song.
One contestant, Ms-ter Amy, decided to come out with multiple props including an Urkel doll, box of tissues and lotion. She air masturbated as a man and had streamers that popped out to simulate, well you know. We pulled her aside after the performance to find out why she had decided participate in the event.
Immediately after asking Amy if I could interview her she asked if she could record me as well. It turns out that she is part of an interent radio show called The Worst Show on The Web. She pulled out this crazy looking microphone and taped me doing the video interview of her (so Meta).
Nine Inch Nailer won the final round and a chance to go on to the finals. We really loved Cockalicious’s performance but didn’t get any good video of it. See it here, in all it’s glory.
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- Photo by Glossless
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- Photo by Glossless
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- Photo by Glossless
(Photos from Glossless.com)
