Mommy blogger Jessica Gottlieb calls this season’s Twiistup attendee list a sausage party. She’s not wrong! It looks like this Twiistup’s flurry of great panels and new ventures showcase comes with an additional perk: a lengthy list of eligible bachelors.
Here are our favorites:
Neil Patel
I’m kinda a big deal
Tech cred: angel Investor, co-founder of CrazyEgg and KissMetrics
Age range: 20 – 25
Followers on Twitter: 8,685
Facebook friends: 1,948
e-Stalk themz: Twitter, Facebook
Notes: By far the most accomplished fetus of the tech space, Neil can easily get a girl on page one of any Google result–ALL NIGHT LONG.
Tony Adam
Hyper-connected, caffeine-addicted, and hyperactive!
Tech cred: SEO ninja at Yahoo
Age range: 20 – 25
Followers on Twitter: 3,193
Facebook friends: 1,210
e-Stalk themz: Twitter, Facebook
Notes: Drives a BMW and has a Gucci wallet but don’t worry, he’s hetero. And, despite the choice of vehicle, not a douchebag. Enjoys baking, good pranks, and long walks along the social media stream.
Don Mosites
Entrepreneur, listener, seer, skier and aspiring cyclist
Tech cred: CEO of Streamy
Age range: 25 – 30
Followers on Twitter: 229
Facebook friends: 405
e-Stalk themz: Twitter, Facebook
Notes: Not your usual breed of tech superstar, this Carnegie Mellon alum will never be caught oversharing about his dates on Twitter. The best bet for the non-fameball lady who wants to keep their fun on the D-L.
Jason Nazar
I’m not dating Shira Lazar!
Tech cred: CEO of DocStoc
Age range: 25 – 30
Followers on Twitter: 2,179
Facebook friends: 2,255
e-Stalk themz: Twitter, Facebook
Notes: A devout workaholic, Jason always finds time to give back to the local tech community and make appearances around town with some of the most notorious L.A. tech personalities. Likely to use Docstoc to locate a prenup should things go well.
Paige Craig
Looking for my Tomb Raider, a real-life Lara Croft
Tech cred: angel investor, co-founder of the Lincoln Group
Age range: 30 – 35
Followers on Twitter: 1,183
Facebook friends: 734
e-Stalk themz: Twitter, Facebook
Notes: Works hard, plays harder. This avowed adrenaline junkie is most likely to indulge your weirder variety of sexual paraphilias–while hanging off the face of a cliff at some exotic locale, and live-tweeting.
Jeff Haas
Creative thinker looking for new, cool, and interesting people/things
Tech cred: co-founder of Ringorang
Age range: 35 – 40
Followers on Twitter: 695
Facebook friends: 240
e-Stalk themz: Twitter, Facebook
Notes: A man of many interests, Jeff feels strongly about supporting the troops, ending live animal skinning, wearing argyle socks and banning Crocs. Need I say more? Any man who takes an active stance against that atrocious excuse of a shoe is a keeper in my book.
