Welcome to a new column here on lalawag called Twits, a place where I (Alice) review and berate your 140 character or less masterpieces.
I’ll be looking each week off the official lalawag twit list, if you’d like to be included please let us know in the comments. If you’d like to be excluded please let us know so we can double up on your coverage.
Basically Sean tells me that most of you are horrible tweeters and really need a good smack. Since he is too “busy” and “nice” to do it right he has hired me to. Yes he is actually paying me to do this so I’m pretty sure that does make me a professional troll.
Fine by me, lets see what has the uppercrust of LA tech been up to this week.
Sean Percival hates people having cyberflirts:
whatever girl is flirting with @tonyadam on IM please stop so we can finish our conv. about upcoming events and SEO etc
Later his wife did the “I overheard this…” to inform Sean that he needs to look into some of those nose strips:
Maybe if he spent less time passed out in his omgawesome desk chair Laurie wouldn’t wake up thinking a train was coming through the living room.
Alyssa Milano is pimping the shit out of some show:
Since everyone’s already seen her boobs I’m not sure what the draw to watch it is, but hey, in 6 months when it comes out I’ll be sure to forget to watch.
Shira Lazar hates holiday spirit…
…unless it makes her the center of attention:
AV Flox is either trying to write an Evanescence song or trying to sound deep. Either way, ewww:
She’s like one of those girls you knew in college who wore a beret for no fucking reason, and quoted Emily Dickinson. Then she would drink all your Boone’s and cry about how she was so deep that no one understood her, and she doesn’t care if she IS alone forever, she won’t betray who she IS. You know, that girl.
Francisco Dao is still sitting around being a sexually frustrated loser:
That’s right. The Man Who Can’t Get Laid is giving you dating advice. How long has it been since he’s seen a vagina? Maybe he should email Flox.
Stayed tuned next week as I deface even more of your pointless ramblings!