TWITS: @mikerhoads Drank Your Present

Well it’s been  pretty slow this week. Everyone’s busy shopping and hanging out with family.

Everyone but me, that is! I have no life, so instead I will spend Christmas Eve parsing your twitter accounts and  making fun of the unfortunate statements you think the entire world needs to read.

Mike Prasad managed to sound like a wimp AND rub the Los Angeles weather in my face:

Wow, it’s sunny and 60 degrees in Los Angeles. Wearing sunglasses and a warm jacket together just feels weird to me..

Francisco Dao is so desperate that anything looks good at this point:

Gangster looking Black guy on BART had a pink Sanrio bag and pink Victorias Secret bag :)

Mike Rhoads makes me wonder about that whole correlation and causation theory:

90% of all my Christmas shopping is done at Liquor stores.

Made a couple wrong turns this evening,,,,currently at a house party in dormont where everyone is like 19 or 20.

Well, here’s hoping he had a few presents left over by the time he got home.

And finally this week’s random tweet from a non-LA person! Boy George is trapped in his house without milk because you people just can’t leave him alone:

Wanted to get milk, silly cunt with camera outside, called him ‘pathetic’, came back inside, glamour!

I didn’t even know Boy George was still alive, much less pursued by the paps, but I’m happy to see he still believes in glamour.

Next week I look forward to mocking your New Year’s Eve plans! Try to do somthing exciting for me to belittle. In the meantime, try not to freeze out there in the 60 degree weather. Happy Holidays!