Are you still salivating over the iPad like myself? Well grab a napkin and wipe that drool of your chin. It’s disgusting.

Instead lets start fantasizing about all the iPad-centric apps we are going to see. I really hope they look something like this…

iLantern

Remember those crazy popular “flashlight” apps for the iPhone? Well put on your sunglasses and turn on the iLantern! Now you’re cooking with fire!

Star Trek iPad Simulator

Oh please baby baby someone make this app! The iPad is clearly the first step towards an all knowing pad system as seen on just about any episode of Star Trek. I want the works. The sounds, the nonsensical data visualizations, oh and throw in Captain Janeway’s hair!

Board Games

Imagine having every board game ever made at your disposal. From the classic Monopoly to the new geek chic Settlers of Catan. Roll the dice with a wave of your hand, pass go and collect 200 Apply fan boy points.

Shoe Sizer App

Want to measure your feet and/or see how big someone’s penis is? Just open this app, plant your foot down and find out!

Lite Brite App

Look it’s an app even a girl can use! (JOKING) Remember how awesome the Lite Brite was? Easily assemble your warmly light masterpiece and use the new iPad stand to show off your work.