The internet is fun. But not fun enough.
- Enter the soundtracks of your favorite movies into Pandora and make your personal soundtrack. Every time you’re in a room with a computer, turn it on
- Load Mac.com on Microsoft store computers
- Load Goatse on Apple store computers
- Load People of Wal-Mart on Wal-Mart computers
- Spend a hundred bucks on Fiverr and buy your girlfriend twenty five-dollar projects
- Put your family’s home videos on ChatRoulette
- Put your actual parents on ChatRoulette
- Subscribe all the National Review writers’ emails to newsletters from the Huffington Post and vice versa
- Ask ChaCha and Aardvark all the questions from last night’s Jeopardy. Score them against each other
- Find a relevant way to politely steer every conversation on Fark, Digg, and Reddit toward the practices and beliefs of Adolf Hitler
- Hack Symantec
- Get all your friends to search for Ebola symptoms on WebMD and Google. Then their friends, and so on…
- Copy romance novels into 4chan, with all the names find-and-replaced with Fresh Prince characters
- Rate everything on ToysRUs.com by taste and “mouth feel”
- Email the staff of Wrong Diagnosis asking, “So I should do the opposite of what the site says, right?”
- Comment on every Gizmodo post in the character of a Victorian-era inventor. Post steam-powered versions of new gadgets
- Submit Cracked lists to McSweeney’s
- Comment on every Instructables post offering to pay someone to do the work
- Write the stories of famous literary characters into Fmylife posts
- Install the Alexa toolbar and visit Alexa a million times
- Rename the Trololo video as Kazaa’s most popular search terms. Upload
- Fill your LinkedIn profile with links to flash games. Slow down all the people looking for jobs
- Load lyrics sites in public and try to start midday karaoke
- Play Yenta on OKCupid. Find pairs of people who’d make great couples. Then find them a 1 BR on Craigslist
- Make jumpsuits out of your junk mail and sell them on Etsy
