Author Archive: Jamie Varon

Dating Advice in 140 Characters Or Less

Dating Advice in 140 Characters Or Less

Don’t trust anyone without a Facebook. They are either married or a child molester.

10:02am May 26, 2010
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8 Things Single Women Should Never Tweet About

8 Things Single Women Should Never Tweet About

Keep it classy. Or, you know, never get laid again.

10:35am May 18, 2010
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Just Stop With All The Oversharing Or Be Single Forever
9:30am May 11, 2010
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6 Ways To Make A Disaster Out Of Your Love Life

6 Ways To Make A Disaster Out Of Your Love Life

Simple rules for a broken heart.

9:00am May 4, 2010
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Three iPhone Apps That Will Have Men Lined Up On Your Doorstep
9:00am Apr 21, 2010
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4 Reasons Why Online Dating Isn’t Working

4 Reasons Why Online Dating Isn’t Working

1. You never update your profile… My likes and dislikes change basically every single day, so the fact that my…

9:00am Apr 13, 2010
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10 Signs You’re An Online Creeper

10 Signs You’re An Online Creeper

1. You have a fiancé but you secretly ask girls for naked pictures. See, this is the gray area where…

9:30am Apr 6, 2010
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Online Vs. Offline Relationships. Spoiler Alert: ONLINE WINS

Online Vs. Offline Relationships. Spoiler Alert: ONLINE WINS

If online relationships are perfection personified, then offline relationships are the redheaded stepchildren of love. Think about it. Everything about…

8:00am Mar 31, 2010
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The Two Week Rule: Either You’re Boring Or I’m A Bitch

The Two Week Rule: Either You’re Boring Or I’m A Bitch

So, I’ve taken to implementing a Two Week Rule when it comes to dating. Because I’m fickle and bored way…

9:00am Mar 23, 2010
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Nobody Cares What I’m Doing Because I’m Not at SXSW

Nobody Cares What I’m Doing Because I’m Not at SXSW

You know, I could run naked through the internet right now and not one person would notice unless I hashtagged…

9:00am Mar 16, 2010
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The Future of Technology: Crowdsourcing Your Dates

The Future of Technology: Crowdsourcing Your Dates

We’re living in the age of modern technology and there is no way to crowdsource someone’s penis or vagina? I…

10:04am Mar 9, 2010
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In Which The Internet Helps Me Cheat On My Future Spouse

In Which The Internet Helps Me Cheat On My Future Spouse

So, there are a lot of dating sites out there. Like, name your desire and there’s not just an option…

9:00am Mar 3, 2010
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The Guy’s Guide to E-flirting

The Guy’s Guide to E-flirting

Women are worried that you, Random Guy on the Internet, are some Creepy McCreeperson who is going to stalk her…

9:00am Feb 24, 2010
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In Which I Want What I Want, So Give It To Me Now

In Which I Want What I Want, So Give It To Me Now

The thing about my blog and my quite public online life is that when potential lovers pursue me, they have…

9:00am Feb 16, 2010
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