Author Archive: Jamie Varon

A Strongly-Worded And Aggressive Open Letter to the GD Universe

A Strongly-Worded And Aggressive Open Letter to the GD Universe

Dear Universe That Controls My Love Life, Hey. It’s Jamie. Here’s the thing. I am kind of getting this feeling…

9:22am Feb 9, 2010
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5 Reasons Why You Aren’t Getting Laid Using Online Dating

5 Reasons Why You Aren’t Getting Laid Using Online Dating

1. You’re a total fucking snob You got this message from someone where they spelled “with” as “wid” ON PURPOSE…

1:35pm Feb 1, 2010
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Online Dating Will Probably Turn Me From Single to Single and Alcoholic

Online Dating Will Probably Turn Me From Single to Single and Alcoholic

For a narcissist in training like me, you’d think online dating would make me giddy with excitement, because, oh!, I…

11:00am Jan 26, 2010
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