If Loic Le Meur Ran The Web

If Loic Le Meur Ran The Web

By: Sean Percival
Sat, Dec 27, 2008 | 619 views

Twitter would be divided into the two classes, royalty (Loic and friends) and the commoners (you). (link)

Home broadband would cost $100,000 and never work. (link)

Access to the information super highway would be limited to Audis only (link)

Every day the web would close at noon for a 4 hour lunch. (link)

All emoticons would be changed to reflect Loic’s face. (link)

All email would be done via Seesmic video conversations. (link)

(Banner photo by: Joi)

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8 Comments For This Post

  1. AV Flox Says:

    LOL.

  2. DJ Says:

    Haahahahaaa… that was fun. ;)

  3. Loic Says:

    hilarious thanks for the laugh. Hey Sean, you should complain to Gabe Rivera looks like he does not find this blog has enough authority to show up on Techmeme :)

  4. Gebadia Smith Says:

    Your blog is looking much better than the first time I saw it. It is very quiet. What would it cost to get a layout like this made? Is this your own blog? I am going to link to it in my facebook app defaults I think…won’t be ready for a month…your not long winded either which is nice…

  5. sean percival Says:

    @loic Ha I know, Gabe’s love is harder to get than 10,000 twitter followers!

  6. Rachel Copland Says:

    Silly man. If you’re going to go with an Audi make it an R8, or if that’s a little too much for ya, an A6! :)

  7. michael arrington Says:

    This is a good post. Loic has very thin skin, so stuff like this will make him tougher. :-)

  8. Jeremy Meyers Says:

    And yet you’re talking about him, and people are linking to your blog post talking about him. That only makes him stronger!

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