Twitter would be divided into the two classes, royalty (Loic and friends) and the commoners (you). (link)
Home broadband would cost $100,000 and never work. (link)
Access to the information super highway would be limited to Audis only (link)
Every day the web would close at noon for a 4 hour lunch. (link)
All emoticons would be changed to reflect Loic’s face. (link)
All email would be done via Seesmic video conversations. (link)
(Banner photo by: Joi)
