Twitter would be divided into the two classes, royalty (Loic and friends) and the commoners (you). (link)
Home broadband would cost $100,000 and never work. (link)
Access to the information super highway would be limited to Audis only (link)
Every day the web would close at noon for a 4 hour lunch. (link)
All emoticons would be changed to reflect Loic’s face. (link)
All email would be done via Seesmic video conversations. (link)
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December 27th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
LOL.
December 27th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Haahahahaaa… that was fun. ;)
December 27th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
hilarious thanks for the laugh. Hey Sean, you should complain to Gabe Rivera looks like he does not find this blog has enough authority to show up on Techmeme :)
December 27th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Your blog is looking much better than the first time I saw it. It is very quiet. What would it cost to get a layout like this made? Is this your own blog? I am going to link to it in my facebook app defaults I think…won’t be ready for a month…your not long winded either which is nice…
December 28th, 2008 at 1:27 am
@loic Ha I know, Gabe’s love is harder to get than 10,000 twitter followers!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Silly man. If you’re going to go with an Audi make it an R8, or if that’s a little too much for ya, an A6! :)
December 28th, 2008 at 7:25 am
This is a good post. Loic has very thin skin, so stuff like this will make him tougher. :-)
December 28th, 2008 at 8:57 am
And yet you’re talking about him, and people are linking to your blog post talking about him. That only makes him stronger!